The processing needs for the High Luminosity (HL) upgrade for the LHC require the CMS collaboration to harness the computational power available on non-CMS resources. such as High-Performance Computing centers (HPCs). These sites often limit the external network connectivity of their computational nodes. In this paper we describe a strategy in which all network connections of CMS jobs... https://www.roneverhart.com/Castello-di-Amorosa-Il-Barone-Napa-Valley-Cabernet-Sauvignon-2007/